Hack/Slash

Written by: Tim Seeley 
Illustrated by: Various Artists
Released by: DDP/Image

Cassie Hack is a really hot chick with a really big bone to pick….. namely with slashers. She is the badass survivor girl of the era. Armed with a spiked bat that reads “Kiss it”, and a masked hulking monster of a bastard named Vlad, she has been keeping the world safe from slashers since she first had to kill her undead mom.  You see when Cassie was little, and kids picked on her in school, her lunch-lady mom decided to take it upon her herself to punish them. Lunch-lady style.  She started cooking the little fuckers. Just carved ‘em up and threw ‘em in the pot to be served to the other little fuckers. Eventually she was caught, and killed johnny on the spot. Through a twisted series of gory events Cassie the “slasher of slashers” was born in the blood of her undead mother. 


Paired with Vlad a bodyguard of few words, because when you’re a giant mutant-looking, ass-kicking machine words don’t matter; they travel from locale to locale tracking down slashers to slice & dice. Vlad’s purpose is simple; to kick ass, and keep his only friend Cassie from becoming the next slasher victim.


With wild-fire action, and possibly one of the hottest comic chicks ever you can bet your ass this is one explosive muthafucka.  There are tons of crossovers so chances are you’ll get to see her kick some familiar slasher ass again and again. (ie: Chucky, Herbert West, Dexter & Jason). The series is chiefly compromised of unrelated story-arcs, which is great if you’re new to the series because you can jump in at any time without any kind of confusion. The illustrating is done by various artists who seem to up the ante each time around. Making each arc bloodier than the last, and stoking Cassie’s utter hotness until it becomes a veritable inferno. Cover art will have every boy yanking his foreskin off.  And the ass-kickery will have every chick cheering for our heroines skull-cracking-girl-power.

There has been talk of a major motion picture (which is like my wet dream), but I don’t know if it went into development yet.  A must read for fans of hot chicks, and slashers! I doubt anyone who picked this up wouldn’t have fun with it, unless of course they’re allergic to a good time.  The comic never seems to take itself too seriously (but what slasher ever really does?) It’s a fast, fucked-up read. Cassie is sassy, (lol) and mostly naked damn near all of the time.  But hey you can do that when you’re a hot, half naked, slasher-ass-whipping force to be reckoned with.

So if you’re still sitting here reading WTF!! Get the fuck up, go the fuck out, and fuckin’ get this. There are several TPB’s (about 6 issues each, and easy to read) & a few Omnibus’ (which collect about 4 tpb’s a piece, but are clunky & cumbersome). Some of you might want to pick up the regular monthly issues though, as they have some of the hottest spank-bank cover-art material ever! 


Keep in mind it’s an ongoing monthly comic with no end in sight.  It used to be under the DDP label but now it's being released by Image.  Fun times to be had with this one….so if you’re not as blind as a headless bat, and your head isn’t stuck in an elevator, go read this!